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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 9 months ago

Which one are you reaching for today?

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Which one are you reaching for today?

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 9 months ago
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  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    Changing stuff and seeing what happens. If you change two things the universe will let the problem be fixed, because that leaves you uncertain which thing fixed the problem.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldOP
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      The ol Heisenburg’s Uncertainty fix

  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    The guy who wrote this is gone

    I’ve gotten about 1,000 alert emails in the last 8 hours because of this

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      The trick is to be the guy who is gone

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        Guys who are here hate this one trick!

  • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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    I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

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      That one is my aspiration too. Is retirement as great as it seems?

      • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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        I’m enjoying it a lot so far. I haven’t missed working at all.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      congrats wisened/enrichend early retirement one.

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      I have a mention in forward with a note being “the only documention left was a series of desperate sounding emails that the documentation was still on the now quarenteened work computers and something about a README”

      THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TO ME, like I appreciate my bosses and PMs being chill and not wanting to overwork me on my way out but seriously guys I needed to hand this off to someone and put it somewhere. shrug

      • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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        I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.

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          100% like can you message me? Sure. Will I help or hell respond? Probally not tbh. Work, chores, and hobbies keep me busy enough.

  • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    blaming the user, it’s not necessarily their fault, but gaslighting worked for Apple so why can’t it work for me.

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    I’m going through Rustlings so Trying Stuff Until it Works

  • hiroyt@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I’m 100% the frog :)

    • HobbitFoot
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      Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

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    Forgetting how your own code works over here

  • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m definitely writing useless git commit messages

    For work, I at least include the Jira ticket id

    For personal stuff, it’s sweeping features stuffed into one commit that barely describes what was changed

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      “Fixed stuff”
      …
      “Fixed for real this time”

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      What was the git flag to basically rewrite history again?

      I’ve definitely been guilty of this, but if I can redo my changes in narrative form before I push I bet I won’t have to.

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        git rebase -i

    • blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io
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      Forcing myself to write in the format of Conventional Commits has helped me a lot to write better commit messages.

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        Looking at the website, Conventional Commits seems a little verbose for ny tastes but it probably helps actually communicate the changes so everyone is on the same page. Thanks for the tip!

        Edit: Spelling

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    Nobody going to admit to being the pigeon? Because that’s me.

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      I’m sorta like the pigeon but more just a vague understanding of the last critical thing that was asked of me.

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    It’s probably going to be a kitten sort of day; I’m stress testing and trying to address the pain points (which so far is mostly on all the other services outside my code that can’t keep up; not a bad place to be).

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    Mine is not in the list.
    “Click here and there, because no documentation…”

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    Customer facing, so I think I wrote the one with the cat…

  • abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works
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    I just picked up the latest version of “Copying and Pasting”. This edition discusses copying and pasting from various AIs. Looking forward to digging in

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      Glad to see they keep it up to date.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Blaming the user. Always

    I’m the user

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      Came here to post this.

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