Wow, they’re tweeting about the #arabspring! Online platforms are going to be instrumental in providing free speech everywhere in the world!
That does sound more than a little sus.
Do you live in an evil authoritarian state where your freeze peach is being suppressed? Our friendly American social media service is here for you!
EXPOSURE! Fuck you, you don’t need to be paid! Get paid in EXPOSURE!
Fuck you, you don’t need livable conditions, you just need to be SEEN and HEARD until we get bored and clink our wine glasses to something else that’s more interesting, like maybe a tv show.