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Ansel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

What bug is this?

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What bug is this?

Ansel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • dumbass@leminal.space
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    nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I’ll bring weed!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Weed fucks with the meth high.

      • dumbass@leminal.space
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        Thats what the cocain’s for, to level everything out!

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          Cocaine is a rich person’s drug.

          I’m not rich.

          • dumbass@leminal.space
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            Its a wedding gift dumbass!

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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              You said you’d bring weed.

              Weed isn’t cocaine.

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                The weeds for the wedding, the cocains for the reception and I’ll bring some LSD for the after party!

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                Please elaborate

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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                  It’s a complete sentence.

                  • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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                    I refuse to accept that perfectly valid response. Please explain how exactly “weed isn’t cocaine.”

                    I’m not questioning your statement, I’m seeking entertaining reading material.

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