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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Freudian slip?

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Freudian slip?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • snooggums@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Probably should have slowed down.

    • snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      For important emails I always draft the message before adding the recipient’s email address. Then, I review it before finally adding in the email and hitting send.

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        And then you notice the typo, and feel even dumber.

        • dditty@lemm.ee
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          Which is why I use that Gmail feature where you can undo send

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      You didn’t hold back with that joke.

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        Alternate punch lines are tight!

    • witty_username@feddit.nl
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      deleted by creator

  • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
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    When I worked at a lab there was a student with the last name Jark. Autocorrect felt it should be jerk. Luckily it effected everyone so he took it in stride.

    • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      affected

      • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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        I just started using iffected , then you never need to worry if you used the wrong one

        • toast@retrolemmy.com
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          Floog floog floog floog

      • toast@retrolemmy.com
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        I do appreciate comments like these, which is unfortunate; I would have enjoyed replying to this with “Jark!”

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      deleted by creator

  • WalnutLum@lemmy.ml
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    I used to sweat trying to explain nitter to people (RIP).

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    I once sent an email to the President of Engineering to justify tuition reimbursement.

    I told him that my ASS (should have been AAS) has been extremely beneficial to both the company and myself and I would like to take the next step and get my BSME.

    He never responded.

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      That other acronym had a lot of potential either

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Every furry who likes Scar from The Lion King making damn sure they press R and not T.

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      Rerards?

  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world
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    I got an advanced certificate from the City University of New York (CUNY). I had to write several work emails and fill out several forms to get my workplace to pay for it. The letter Y is next to the letter T on the keyboard. I think you can see where this is going.

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    Wallstreetbets has ruined even the regular best regards, and I only use regards now as a subtle insult in professional email signatures now.

  • lowleveldata@lemmy.world
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    Why don’t you have that part in your signature tho

    • OhmsLawn@lemmy.world
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      I leave that part blank. Some people don’t deserve the best regards.

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        Have some regards, dog

        OhmsLawn

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      Best retards will Not be for sale every day.

    • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Because it’s not part of my signature?

      It doesn’t mean much but I actually have had people notice that I manually type mine because I use different ones with different people / depending on the situation, so it feels like I actually mean them

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    I finished an email with “Breast regards” once. I’m very glad someone pointed that out :D

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    I actually read that 2 or 3 times wondering why T and G were circled, wondering what was the issue here….then I finally noticed… maybe whomever the email was sent never even noticed!

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    Yep, happened to me. But instead of “best regards”, i usually end with simple “regards” which may have made it worse. I immediately followed up with an email profusely apologizing.

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    Maybe you type that word too much. Bad habit

  • _____@lemm.ee
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    Always write correspondence into either notepad or an email body without a filled in address.

  • rtxn@lemmy.world
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    “Bigger things are coming.”

  • L7HM77@sh.itjust.works
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    Friendly reminder that ‘nugget’ is only two minor typos from being quite offensive.

    “Solid gold [REMOVED]”

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      please tell me you actually typed the word REMOVED and lemmy didn’t have to do it for you

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