They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was “one for the road”.
They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said “Xi is my god”.
I didn’t feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.
Weird, I only hand out
, must be a regional thing
Also despite what my shirt says I only pray to Xi in moments of extreme anguish![xi-plz xi-plz](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/198ca260-421f-4f9f-82ce-04d074dbdbd9.png)
Can we get an opossum Hotdog plushie?