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minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·27 days agoI really feel like we missed out on his segment where, once every episode, he and Enkidu riff on a rapid-fire series of Ur-Mama jokes.
minus-squareGenderIsOpSec [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-227 days agoUr-Mama so fat that they had to widen the gates of Uruk to let him pass
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-227 days agoReported for misgendering the former king of Lagash. Or not. Ur-Mama was so incompetent that his rule eventually led to Sargon of Akkad’s shitty YouTube channel. Furthermore, Ur-Mama’s public health policies were so lax that a dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one.”
minus-squareGenderIsOpSec [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·27 days ago Reported for misgendering the former king of Lagash.
I really feel like we missed out on his segment where, once every episode, he and Enkidu riff on a rapid-fire series of Ur-Mama jokes.
Ur-Mama so fat that they had to widen the gates of Uruk to let him pass
Reported for misgendering the former king of Lagash.
Or not. Ur-Mama was so incompetent that his rule eventually led to Sargon of Akkad’s shitty YouTube channel.
Furthermore, Ur-Mama’s public health policies were so lax that a dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one.”