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PugJesus@lemmy.world to grimdank@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

What a trailblazer!

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What a trailblazer!

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to grimdank@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Damn, that’s going to be a very strong chin

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      She’s got a sharper chin than Superman himself. How the hell is that even possible?

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        That kid is going to be Captain Jezal dan Luthar.

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    Which leads to the juvenile but hugely entertaining question of “best/worst thing to yell while climaxing and trying to impregnate someone.”

    Personally, I’m torn between the simple “For the Emperor!” and “DakkaDakka!”

    • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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      “Waaaaaaagh”

      “We can’t hold em”

      “I live again”

      • Lauchs@lemmy.world
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        I already think WAAAAAAGH too often and too quickly.

        • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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          Hows the many kids?

    • Rinox@feddit.it
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      Yelling dakadakadaka while going back and forth would be hilarious

    • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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      7 months ago

      We are the hammer!

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      “Blood for the Blood God!”

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    Bad stereotype. Way too many of us are old grognards coming to the hobby as middle aged dads.

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      Grognard means you played on older rules and complain about new things.

      That or you fought for Napoleon.

    • nick@midwest.social
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      Yeah but I still laughed.

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    There’s hope for us all

    • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      Just hit the gym until you have a physique like literally Superman, then become rich and famous. Oh, it also doesn’t hurt to be incredibly masculine and handsome.

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    She’s not good enough for him

    Edit: Jesus it’s a joke people

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      To be fair, who would be? He’s like a real life Custodes.

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        I mean I agree. It still needed to be said

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          … does it? He likes her what’s it matter

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            It’s a joke dude, I would’ve said it about anyone.

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          I honestly thought you were joking in your first comment, are you not?

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            I totally am, committing to the bit

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              “Committing to the bit” looks the same online as “doubling down on an asshole comment.”

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                No regrets

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              The way to commit to this bit is outright state it’s jealousy and it should be you.

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                I will fully admit I’m jealous of her, as should we all be, he’s a perfect man

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      Anyone is good enough for anyone, stop assigning people different values.

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      Luckily not for you to decide

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      How so?

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