You ask think you’re so smart with your theory. But why bother fighting when you’re not fighting with the real people controlling everything. Take, for instance, ask the things that the illuminati have under their direct rule:

  1. the post office
  2. water florination
  3. Hollywood movies and Tom Nicholas uploads
  4. Etsy
  5. redacted
  6. Cadbury sweets
  7. The mods of c/slop
  8. Red Scare Pod
  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    Look, I’m trying, but there’s a lot of tiny Spanish villages, and I’m having trouble finding one where people’s heads explode into giant parasites after being shot.

    They’re really well hidden.