You ask think you’re so smart with your theory. But why bother fighting when you’re not fighting with the real people controlling everything. Take, for instance, ask the things that the illuminati have under their direct rule:
- the post office
- water florination
- Hollywood movies and Tom Nicholas uploads
- Etsy
- redacted
- Cadbury sweets
- The mods of c/slop
- Red Scare Pod
Look buddy
I already have the Grey’s, the Hunt Club and the Camorra to worry about
I don’t have time to go after the Illuminati
Liberal
red scare is the illuminati
I’m already wrapped up dealing with the Rosicrucians, the Bohemian Grove, and October’s Very Own; my hands are tied.
Look, I’m trying, but there’s a lot of tiny Spanish villages, and I’m having trouble finding one where people’s heads explode into giant parasites after being shot.
They’re really well hidden.
i am the illuminati AMA
y u put floraid in the facet water???
the illuminati are just a front for the inuit cabal that secretly brews all coffee under the antarctic ice, and controls the world
this is addressed in the zine “How to overthrow the Illuminati”. libcom has it in web and original PDF.
with its website: Overthrowing the Illuminati | Jailbreak out of Capitalism
and if you prefer Como derrocar a los Illuminati (traducción español)
What’s so bad about water florination? You hate when there’s flowers in the water?
flowide is how government overreach to steal from the hard working dentist industry
More like the i-poo-minati amirite
You forgot to list the most important thing under our control: Hexbear.
There is no fighting us. Submit.