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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

This is what it would look like if you switched ROLES for the day

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This is what it would look like if you switched ROLES for the day

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    This is adorable.

  • purrtastic@lemmy.nz
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    I feel seen. My wife and I are like this. When we sit on the couch, she puts her arm around me. When I’m cooking she loves to bend me over and fake pump me from behind. She takes care of me. It’s wonderful.

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      You are a lucky guy

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    It reminded me of how often without even thinking I do tits and ass grabbing

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    They look wealthy

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      They look happy

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        A study showed girls who had a poney were healthier.

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        Wealth can do that

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    Those two are so cute together.

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    This has all been standard in every heterosexual relationship I’ve ever had, with the exception of lifting dudes up onto tables. They’re heavy and lifting them safely would ruin the fun a bit.

    I think I might just be sexually aggressive (with consenting partners), because I’m definitely not a top, lol

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    Am I the sub? Is all that I’m lacking the pegging? What do I do?

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    This would cause personal injury and destroy furniture if we tried this

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    Who is filming this ?!

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      Mr. Tripod

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    It’s not the outside, it’s how one is inside that counts.
    See, what I’m saying is, anyone can be a big dommy mommy!

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    I have no idea what she’s talking about but my wife wants me to tell you guys this is truth.

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    It really woke me up because it’s so true.

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    At least the house would be clean /s

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    Why is this funny?

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