Not even once.

Damn what’s she get out of that, I wonder

“Comrade Xi, how does collecting all these pictures of Americans anuses further the Revolution?”

“Revolution?”

same. I was exchanging b-hole pics with my dad to get ready for Bible study and now I am certain they’ve been intercepted by China and slated to be used for unchristian purposes and contrary to our shared American values.

ahhh my ass !

Crubdump.mp3

Giving white people Sichuan food then watching their poops is a good bit.

President Xi, I am begging you for non-soluble fiber

I knew there was a reason I kept getting ads for prunes and fiber supplements! China is spying on my b-hole! Get away from my butt, CCP!