Obligitory:

This phrase doesn’t mean what everyone thinks it means. “The customer” != you, “the customer” refers to the market as a whole.

As in if I run Bob’s Hat Emporium and I only sell red hats, and purple hats become the latest fashion, well I best goddamn stock some purple hats.

It doesn’t mean that you gets this scarf for free because you found it in the wrong section, Carol.

“in matters of taste”

Sir, this is a wendy. Next time complain at the store you got the suit from

No capes!

I’m pretty sure the customer is on the left in this comic.

I don’t make costumes, does that make me wrong or left?

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