My last tabulation was 2 years ago (it will be 3 in April).
Our #1 poster (or commentator at least) is still @[email protected]! He went from 36,515 Comments to 45,600! That’s almost 5,000 a year so about 14 a day on average. 
@[email protected] has held onto their #2 position despite the years. They went from 31,664 comments to 39,400. SorosFootSoldier’s lead is rapidly diminishing and emizeko may overtake him by the next count!! 
@[email protected] has put in a lot of work the past two years and has risen from #4 overall with 24,311 comments to a piss-soaked #3 with 37,900! Badposting and its consequences?! 
Their rise may also be attributed to the loss of the previous #3 holder, UlyssesT who had 30,587 comments at last tabulation and likely had more before they deleted their account.
Honorary mention goes out to @[email protected] with -6 comments, I dunno how you even get that to happen!!
Posting actual posts were not counted towards this tabulation (because the Search is shit and doesn’t include that in User searches) but I have a feeling our actual #1 poster in that regard is @[email protected] with almost 12k posts - truly the only user on this site that actually keeps the front page alive I salute you 
this is just ranked in terms of quantity. their contributions are appreciated, but when it comes to quality, the sites true top poster is
The comrade reading this
hexberians (hexbearers?) are so silly and i am HERE for it. lol
“hexberians”
Nah the proper term for a hexbear user is a liberal
i’ve already been banned by too many instances. lol
Join us
i prefer getting my slop straight from the horse’s mouth on the only leftist instance that hasn’t yet been defederated from the rest of lemmy. lol
Make two accounts like I do, one for enjoyment and one for raw, unfiltered slop diving
clever.
i think i still have one from when i was new to lemmy and didn’t understand that i didn’t need an account to engage w each instance.
although i would probably use it the opposite way you are; the racism/sexism/homophobia/etc. that i’m seeing in my feed coming from the overwhelming majority on .world et. al. weighs on me sometimes and it’ll be nice to have a lemmy experience devoid of it when i need a break from it, but still want to be on lemmy.
… Lemmy.ml to dive into the trenches and lead libs to theory
thank you for your service 🫡
HexBeria sounds like what a bolshevik warlock would be named.
it sounds like an experimental multi genre music group to me. lol
It does have a very math rocky vibe to it
Avant-garde electro jazz-funk
hex == 6
so:
post avant-garde electro jazz-funk
and all the musician’s names are barry. lol
Gonna use juche necromancy to bring back Barry White
😭
Frankly fucking embarrassing that I did not make the cut. Gonna post twice as many Beanis posts this year comrades
You need to pump the bit numbers up. You should be coming up with and posting a new bit at least twice a day. If you can commit to doing this throughout the remaining 10 months of this year, I am sure you will see yourself on the 2026 report.I wish I was that funny tbh
No one said the bits have to be funny, there are @[email protected]s everywhere for those with the eyes to see (Neera please do not sic the Center for American Progress on me I love your work)
I miss her
You don’t need to be funny, if you use the same bit over and over it can become funny (see beanis, hawk tuah, et al.). what matters is having the posters grindset
Let me uhh hawk tuah the polls
Get on an emoji posting grindset to inflate those numbers
I’d like to thank my agent
- Our most powerful poster
I hope Xi is paying you big bucks to post like this
I’m his number 1 guy.
This is just a list of the landed aristocracy
real but they have names and i’ve provided you with them - rise up and strike down the old-posters. I want to see 2026’s list dominated by accounts that are less than 3 years old. I am on your side as a 5yo account with less comments and only like 50 posts more than you
I will not accumulate posts (capital) in an attempt to join the ranks of the petite bourgeois
5 yr lurker here I will never make these lists, I never post
never before has a user personified their handle like @[email protected] , for grinding day in and day out in the posting trenches, or @[email protected] , for being a filthy, grime-streaked owl
29·1 month agoThe #1 poster is actually @[email protected] with 18k!
also highest quality poster
Tervellposting remains undefeated
I know the names of so many guns now
damn, when did I manage to post that much
I wonder who has the highest posts-to-comments ratio, a true posting warrior who cultivated Inner Post while everyone else was commenting in the megathreads
I can figure that out tomorrow, its a minor change to my code.
The only reason I recognize Tervell is that for years if I see a post that’s more than a couple hours old but still has 0 comments there is a 95% chance it’s his.
Idk how people do it. I’m here more or less 360 days a year, but I’m not commenting or posting nearly enough as to imagine being in this ranking
I recognize your username about as well as the rest in the image tbh
I don’t know if to feel flattered or concerned about that lol.
Lol IDK either
Me too. And a healthy amount of my comment contributions are just emoji reacts.
Yeah I support the troops
holy shit how did I miss @[email protected] - our actual #2 poster. Emizeko rigged the fucking race!!!
same here; it’s like i’m not paying attention. lol
My two-year grass touching really set me back but I’m making my way back up there
mfw I gave up on any social media with bazinga shit in favour of the same experience I had in 2004 + emojis.Y’all are some of my favorite posters.
You too Mx! Best commie lore reading list next to @[email protected] 's
thanks comrade
Shoutout to @[email protected] for keeping it real with Denmark news
Slipped out of the rankings. Unacceptable gotta pump these numbers up!
Nah there are 4 people on the list who have way less comments than you (Bunhead with -6, MaoistLandlord with like 3k, etc), I think you probably would’ve appeared if they hadn’t.
I’d be interested to see the stats as a rolling window for the last year instead of top all time. I don’t use my old account any more
