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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Today I said out loud to myself "Communist Party of China" instead of "Chinese Communist Party" (CPC vs. CCP) and Elon instantly geolocated my location and fired the laser cannon from Akira on me.

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Today I said out loud to myself "Communist Party of China" instead of "Chinese Communist Party" (CPC vs. CCP) and Elon instantly geolocated my location and fired the laser cannon from Akira on me.

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

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I was washing the dishes and suddenly the silverware started to rise up and I quickly dodged out of the way but the laser got my little piggy toe

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Are you okay?
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  I’m sans a piggy toe but I will carry on.
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