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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    We banned kids from the mines, and minecraft hit number 1 on the charts.

    The children yern for the mines.

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      • Lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        This is coming out on my birthday, and I’m absolutely going. I loooove a good campy movie (and yes, that includes Super Mario Bros from 1993).

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        • Mad_Punda@feddit.org
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          What movie is that?

          • Lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            It’s a still and quote from the Minecraft movie coming out this year. They did the meme in the movie.

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    Rock and stone

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      A lot of people don’t know but it’s been researched and confirmed that if you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home.

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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        Pair that with leave no dwarf behind and it implies if you don’t rock and stone you’re not a dwarf

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    The children yearn for the mines.

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    This is why children love Minecraft.

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      The children yearn for the mines

  • EisFrei@lemmy.world
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    I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole.

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      Diggy diggy hole, Diggy diggy hole !

    • scutiger@lemmy.world
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      Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone

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    If mining weren’t so dangerous, I kinda see myself doing it. Like if I didn’t have to worry about trapped gases, or tunnel collapses, or explosives, or dust-caused disease, or generally high cancer rates, it could be a fun thing.

    You basically get to dig holes for a living. How fucking sweet is that?

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      Colin Furze anyone?

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    Rock and stone?

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    NEATH ROCK AND QUARRY

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