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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon needs help to solve the mystery

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    Do people actually do this?

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      People aren’t buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don’t imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.

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        Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don’t know how you’d sleep like that.

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          falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better

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            That’s why hard plugs are for short periods of fun times, and soft plugs are for all day / all night usage.

            Speaking from experience.

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              Don’t do this too often though! Prolonged dilation (>2 hours) can damage your sphincter and give you incontinence in the long run. Probably not a problem if done rarely, but if it happens regularly it can become a problem

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                Sadly, there’s a lack of formal studies to determine how often is too often. I think “pay attention to your body” is generally good advice. If anything is sore or hurting, it’s probably time to take a break. Kegel exercises also help keep the sphincter from weakening over time, useful advice even for people who aren’t into butt stuff.

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            I mean, your hole shouldn’t be sore in the morning unless you’re sizing up with a new plug. Especially not with a stereotypical conical thin necked black silicone one. I’ve slept with plugs with a neck diameter of like 1.25" before

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          wait until you find out about chastity

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            I’m aware of it, though I wish I wasn’t. I’m in to some weird shit but that’s too much for me. I think I’d prefer the butt plug.

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              fascinating. I would think someone would be more keen to engage in chastity, than penetrables, but to each their own i suppose.

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                It’s too much control or trust to place in another person. Even If I didn’t have trust issues, It’s not something I’d ever be comfortable with. Like you said, to each their own however.

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                  that’s fair, though nobody said you had to involve other people, that’s just a particularly common and relevant practice. But yes ultimately at the end of the day, it only matters what we care, and don’t care for. I just find it interesting knowing why people care about certain things over others.

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      Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it’s very possible it could be entirely made up lol

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        “The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”

        Literally on 4chan as a header.

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          also, a statement by Fox News lawyers. (though maybe they used the word “entertainment” instead.)

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        Anything on 4chan I assume isn’t real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.

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        4chan makes me believe it more in this case

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        Made up aaaaand?

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          Attracted to the same gender

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      I’ve done it before

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        deleted by creator

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          Women amirite

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            And gay men. Or maybe that’s a 90s thing.

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              I allow some gay men to bear the rank of trash girlfriend

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        And you’ll do it again?

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          It’s not out of the realm of possibility

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            Hyuk

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        May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.

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          Was horny, it’s hot

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            That’s the thing. I’d be horny all night and wouldn’t be able to sleep.

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              Hard not to fall asleep at 4am after that 10 hour goon sesh.

              Mostly joking.

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      I do yea

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      Mentally ill people perhaps

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        You sleep with poop inside of you every night, hoping your muscles will save you, we are just being responsible.

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        Prude

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          Gatekeeper

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            Well yeah, that’s literally the point of the plug.

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          If the price of being healthy is being called a prude, I’ll take that for infinity.

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