No options? Have you tried tripping him down some stairs? Maybe letting him outside into a stiff wind? Perhaps coughing in his general direction? You could consider clumsily falling into him like a big oaf and landing on top of him! Have you attempted to increase the resistance on the stationary bike he uses in the gym? Try going on a fishing trip where you manage to forget the life vests and while on the water discover a wasp in your jacket, causing you to flail around until the boat comically capsizes, leaving you both in the water in the middle of the lake while the boat slowly sinks and you both have to swim back to shore. There is always the option of summoning a series of three ghosts to his bedroom on the eve of a major holiday, wherein they each take turns showing him the errors of his ways and how his actions both in the past and present will lead to a future where his only legacy is one of complete and utter disdain by every day people who only celebrate his passing due to natural causes and old age as a benefit to them and the world, a future which he could change if instead of enriching himself by exploiting some of the most vulnerable members of global society he turned to charity and advocacy for those same people, expressing true compassion and love for all gods creatures, leading by example through giving instead of taking. Have you tried turning off and not turning him back on again?
So basically they are going to continue doing nothing because it would be too much effort/work to replace him.
You know the one actively showing the party is just controled opposition to gop. But it’s not like he was al Franken so of course chuck can stay
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. the democrats are just as much fascists as republicans, they are just to afraid to pull the trigger. They are worst that the republicans, just as fascist, but to chicken shit to actually act on it.
Maddening bastards’ll be making excuses like this all the way up to the last second of their lives
but the parliamentarian said it is illegal to execute me
They’re still writing articles about “here’s how Trump may have broken the law with this executive order or the signal leek or that time he had a dinner at mar a Lago or whatever the fuck we don’t know”
And the comments are the exact same as 8 years ago
First they couldn’t prosecute bush for war crimes. Then they couldn’t prosecute wall street for 2008. Then they couldn’t get trump over the course of 10 years and he became president twice. Now they can’t even deal with someone in their own party?
What’s their message again for getting back voters?
look at that smug mug
I mean, just look at him. This is the left’s finest soldier.
If this is the best they get they can transfer the whole democratic party to Israel, they might have better chance at winning in the Knesset
Or maybe someone should slap Schumer out of his dementia, reminding him that he needs to pretend to be loyal to the US
