Hello my comrades, this is my last week in uni before the 2 week vacation kirby-wave

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  • Angel [any]@hexbear.net
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    11 days ago

    I can’t with this fucking weird-ass dream I had.

    Okay, so basically, in this dream, I was in a college class or something like that, and I haven’t been in college for a bit. Weird.

    And what I specifically remember is that there was this classmate of mine… he was a chubbier Black guy, looked a bit nerdy, wore glasses, and had somewhat spiky hair, and his name was “Lenward.” I specifically remember that people called him that because his first name is Leonard and his middle name is Edward.

    So, here’s what’s weird(er than that): Lenward would, out of absolutely nowhere, during lectures, just start beatboxing really well, and then he’d lay down the most fire bars imaginable, and then his desk just started levitating, and he floated around the classroom while doing it, and everyone, including the professor, was just cheering him on like, “GO, LENWARD! GO!”

    And, when I wake up, I’m like, “What the fuck was that?”