• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 days ago

    He definitely spoiled me. When I was in school, Fidel came into the classroom one day. He told us to pray to our precious Jesus Christ for candy and we did, but no candy appeared in our hands. Then he told us to pray to our glorious leader Fidel Castro. When we prayed, he began to throw candy into the air and laugh. It was remarkable. How did he make candy from our prayers?