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He definitely spoiled me. When I was in school, Fidel came into the classroom one day. He told us to pray to our precious Jesus Christ for candy and we did, but no candy appeared in our hands. Then he told us to pray to our glorious leader Fidel Castro. When we prayed, he began to throw candy into the air and laugh. It was remarkable. How did he make candy from our prayers?
No matter how much I try not to; I always laugh at the comical attempts to assinate him.
Good tf does exploding cigars and crabs get approved?! Lol
CIA just couldnt handle the fact that he had a moral vest that protected him from all the evildoings of the CIA and they came up with increasingly wackier schemes trying to cope with that instead of accepting defeat.
Allah protected him for being a soldier of justice that is communism maşallah.
There’s this nice video montage on this
[CW: a montage of shootings]
it’s beautiful
Who is the guy who puts a gun in his own mouth? Also CW for that I guess. Cool video though! Thanks for sharing.
he had a moral vest
I love that video–always puts a smile on my face.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I imagine a lot of these attempts were designed by people with almost no real world experience, had watched some but not many movies, and who were paid to do a nothing job for their entire lives with weird dictates like “portable hole? To the Kremlin??”
This is what happens when nepotism take over intelligence service
Are you enjoying the show? You’ll love this next part.
Everything’s coming up JDPON
CIA never saw it coming
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