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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 20 days ago

The important thing is that they're both happy.

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The important thing is that they're both happy.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 20 days ago
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    20 days ago

    My sister told me I could fly after watching Peter Pan. I could not fly.

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      Skill issue

    • Dave@lemmy.nz
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      Sounds like you didn’t believe you could fly.

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        They believed they could fly, and they touched the sky.

        Unfortunately they then touched the ground and the ground touched back

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          The trick is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

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          It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.

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            The best way to teach gradients, explain the acceleration gradient across their mass as they hit the ground

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        Tink sends her regards 💥💥

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      Roof or bunk bed?

      Got my brother off the bunk bed but mum caught us before he could try roof.

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        If you ever think you can fly: start from the ground.

        Good advice for children and drunk people.

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          i always take off from the ground in flying dreams. It’s like jump…jump… Whoah!

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