Pope meets with JD Vance.
Says the Trump admin’s immigration policy is a grave sin.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
Based Holiness.
The “refuses to elaborate” is simple, Mathew 25 31-46.
It quite clearly says that you are to welcome the immigrant, feed the poor, care for the sick, and visit the prisoners.
Failure to do any of that is a straight shot to hell, no matter how much you claim to love god, you actually have to do the work, or it’s off to hell.
Fun fact, Mathew 25 is the only place in the bible that references sending ordinary people to hell. All that fire and brimstone, it’s actually in that one passage. Nowhere else does hell show up for normal people, just fallen angles and shit.
I’d rather die than talk to JD Vance too. That dude seems like a pdf file.
Hey, pdfs are a very versatile file that is not only forms. They serve a purpose
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couchdick.pdf
Pope ghosts
Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I’m not sure.
Wine, it’s pretty funny wording in hindsight.
Holy Ghost?
Ghosts… I’m going to hell, but i approve of the terminology
Well now he ghosted all of us.
Bro is with god now laughing at vance
Guy only has hours left alive, he shouldn’t be cursed to speak to an American fascist cunt.
Well this comment was the last thing I read before seeing he died about 7 hours ago, guess you were right
Cursed title
Pope’s Ghost haunts JD Vance for not saying thank you
Turns out he was on his death bed and didn’t want to waste his last few hours. Solid dude.
“tell Vance he can schedule any time after Monday”
I cant imagine hearing the the Pope died
And knowing that one of the last things he did alive was tell me Im being an asshole
But not even directly. Instead I didnt even get to meet him and he just sent someone to tell me.
Pope Ghosts JD Vance
This is a very unfortunate title.
He didn’t want to be in a MAGA propaganda photo. Neither did Gretchen Whitmer.
Could it be claimed that JD killed the pope? Pretty sus that he had a brief meeting and the man was dead hours later.
Queen met Liz Truss and died. JD goes to see the pope and he dies. Pattern around conservatives?
Would be nice if JD political career mirrored Truss.
People are saying.
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“I’ve only got a few hours left, I’m not talking to that pudding faced prick”
chances are high he also wouldn’t have been able to finish the talks in a meaningful way due to his health condition.
Guess he never said thank you.
fuck me, i’m just a peasant.
I mean, if you insist…
i’m busy milking the cows… can we do it in the dairy air?
I think I can help you with that 😏 though I can’t get much airtime, sorry.
He Just Does Vanking himself.
Guess who died for his sins today.
He’s a master of ghosting.
He was wearing the wrong costume.
Donuts are the body of Christ.
In February, without naming names, the Pope directly refuted a Catholic concept Vance had twisted to justify deportations. Vance had cited ordo amoris—the “order of love”—to argue that Americans should come first.
Francis responded: “Christian love is not a concentric expansion of interests that little by little extend to other persons and groups.”
Vance, acknowledging the rebuke, called himself a “baby Catholic” and admitted, “there are things about the faith that I don’t know.”
Dude, I’m not Catholic at all and I could have told you that. It’s not really complicated to see that Catholic interpretation Jesus would whip you out of the temple.
His boss being a rapist felon that never faces consequences let alone justice. And we’re all supposed to turn a blind eye in their world.
Turning a blind eye is the only way conservatism can function.
I’m an apostate and I can say that if you managed to get to the eucharist you should know that when you don’t know something about catholic doctrine you’re supposed to run it up the msgisterium. That’s what they’re there for. Priests go to college for this shit and usually can set you right. If they don’t know they can ask a bishop. If it’s pressing and uncertain the pope may need to make a call. And if a world leader asks it the pope actually might
Even if you aren’t big on Catholicism, do we think Jesus would advocate harming migrants to put yourself first? This is the guy who said the widow person donating two coppers is a exemplary person because they gave everything they had. From a Catholic pov, surely the right move would be to help migrants over enriching yourself.
Supply Side Jesus would. And let’s be honest that’s the Jesus they pretend to follow.
Now that he knows that deportations are against Christian love, will he be against them?
No
I bet!
I don’t know what interpretation of Jesus wouldn’t whip him out of the temple. It’s hard to twist the part about loving your neighbor like yourself into yourself coming first.
He’s living that neighbour lovin’ by shagging their chaise lounge.
Let’s hope no rumors swirl that JD killed the pope with a contact poison
No, just cringe. The pope died of cringe.
Based Francis
You think that dipshit would manage to not somehow get it on himself before the Pope was even in the room?
I heard something about it being in his eyeliner
The Pope couldn’t bear being so close to JD Vance, so he just gave up.
