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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Or a shrimp

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Or a shrimp

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    My wife and I used IVF, so our first picture of our daughter is a clump of cells (I think the term is blastocyst).

    It looked like kind of potato shaped. She was dubbed our little spud by one of her uncles, and that stuck until maybe two months before birth.

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      Spudelia, Spudtinca, Spudcy, Spuddaya, Spuddey, Spudtilda. These are all viable names, I suggest you rename your child.

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        deleted by creator

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      If only it was a boy that you could name nick. Later to be called spud nick

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      Fuck that is dark, what is this from?

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        Love is protein

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          Don’t know who the heck downvoted you or why, but thanks for the info!

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            Oh, it was me. I did it to myself

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              Gigachad move

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        Korean short animated film.

        https://youtu.be/bQCC1BUL9ak

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    I could crush some popplers right now

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    Dad real for that

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    You sure that’s chicken?

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    The child was prophesied 🌞

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    “And that’s how you got your name, McChicken.”

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    Life begins at first crunch.

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