I hope he is having a lovely birthday today.
You scared the fuck out of me.
0 fucks left in this cabbage.
I hope the next card reader you use has a minor inconvenience the next time you check out and the person behind you isn’t actually impatient with you but you think they are anyway.
I was really expecting the word “dies” somewhere in there tbh
Yeah. I’ve just had a minor heart attack. Again.
My brain kept trying to add it in :(
The mini hearth attack you had when starting the first sentence
I thought it was until your comment
Same here. I heard on the radio that he turned 99 today, but I still did a quick panic-reread when I clicked this image.
He dined peacefully in his home with his family.
He’s destined to make at least 100. Believe.
I hope he doesn’t Betty White.
Rough, less than 3 weeks from hitting 100. I actually didn’t know it was that close.
People magazine had already printed her 100th BD issue.
Goddamnit
Goddammit Britton this is why nobody likes you.
