He’d like to persuade us that chatting to a bot is like having a real pal. Of course that’s nonsense. Still, it’s more money for him, says Guardian columnist Emma Brockes
I don’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not replace all therapists with AIs trained exclusively on his childhood diary.
I wouldn’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not create an AI that slowly rewrites your internal monologue.
I wouldn’t trust Zuck not to breed an army of hyper-intelligent raccoons trained in lock-picking and subtle social manipulation, release them into major urban centers, and then deny all involvement as he watches the chaos from a floating sensory deprivation tank wired directly into a dolphin’s brainwaves. (I may or may not be in favor of this one)
I don’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not replace all therapists with AIs trained exclusively on his childhood diary.
I wouldn’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not create an AI that slowly rewrites your internal monologue.
I wouldn’t trust Zuck not to breed an army of hyper-intelligent raccoons trained in lock-picking and subtle social manipulation, release them into major urban centers, and then deny all involvement as he watches the chaos from a floating sensory deprivation tank wired directly into a dolphin’s brainwaves. (I may or may not be in favor of this one)