If I’d have died by age 35 like I’d figured I would, I would have never lived to read this headline, and thus been happier.

  • GeekFTW@lemmy.zipOPM
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    6 days ago

    Never saw the appeal of Hooters in my entire life.

    If I wanna eat shitty wings while seeing above-average-sized breasts in an establishment where the women are probably being abused in some way by management I’ll go eat the shitty wings at a tittybar instead, least I can see the titties.

    • ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4 days ago

      I used to carpool to a regular Rocky Horror show when I lived in California, and one of the guys I rode with would always suggest Hooters when we were trying to decide where to go for dinner. We’d razz him a little about it, and he’d always just shrug and say, “They have good wings”.

      He hasn’t come out or anything, but knowing that guy, I’m about 99% sure he’s ace and just legitimately liked their wings.

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        4 days ago

        Well now I gotta put on Rocky Horror at 7:50 am, sorry next-door-neighbor hope you’re up already cause its gonna be loud.

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      5 days ago

      It came out of Florida, chances are they did real well in places across the Southern US when porn and strip clubs weren’t allowed in a lot of places.

      They had decent but not great wings, better than Buffalo Wild Wings, IMO, but not good enough to ever go get some, just wasn’t my scene.