If I’d have died by age 35 like I’d figured I would, I would have never lived to read this headline, and thus been happier.

  • Norin@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    One of the worst meals I’ve ever have in my life came from a ghost kitchen that turned out to be a Hooters. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

    So, anyway, the Hulkster and Hooters deserve each other.

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      7 days ago

      at one point there were several listings on food delivery services that were all just hooters under different names. I’m not surprised that they’re financially doomed.

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    7 days ago

    Nothing says Classy like Hulk Hogan and Hooters. Can’t think of a more fitting merger of two like souls.

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    6 days ago

    Why not? It’s an outdated business model pairing up with an outdated piece of human excrement; doesn’t that sound great.

    Hulk Hogan’s Real American Hooter’s IPA, the beer your frat needs!

    Hoots Wings is the better name these days, they should take him for millions though to license the old Hooters name.

    • GeekFTW@lemmy.zipOPM
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      6 days ago

      Never saw the appeal of Hooters in my entire life.

      If I wanna eat shitty wings while seeing above-average-sized breasts in an establishment where the women are probably being abused in some way by management I’ll go eat the shitty wings at a tittybar instead, least I can see the titties.

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        4 days ago

        I used to carpool to a regular Rocky Horror show when I lived in California, and one of the guys I rode with would always suggest Hooters when we were trying to decide where to go for dinner. We’d razz him a little about it, and he’d always just shrug and say, “They have good wings”.

        He hasn’t come out or anything, but knowing that guy, I’m about 99% sure he’s ace and just legitimately liked their wings.

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          4 days ago

          Well now I gotta put on Rocky Horror at 7:50 am, sorry next-door-neighbor hope you’re up already cause its gonna be loud.

      • JelloBrains@lemmy.zip
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        5 days ago

        It came out of Florida, chances are they did real well in places across the Southern US when porn and strip clubs weren’t allowed in a lot of places.

        They had decent but not great wings, better than Buffalo Wild Wings, IMO, but not good enough to ever go get some, just wasn’t my scene.