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workerONE@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

Step 1 Acquire dogs

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workerONE@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 13 days ago
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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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    Golden retrievers are worth their weight in gold.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Ugh. My girlfriend has 3 huskys. Sooooo dramatic. The whole house goes nuts if anyone sneezes.

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        I want to come to your house and howl

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          Noooo…you wouldn’t…!!!

      • methodicalaspect@midwest.social
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        Husky DNA does a lot of heavy lifting. One of my dogs is a mix…body looks like a lab, snout/height looks standard poodle, but DNA test says there’s husky and her voice confirms it. So vocal.

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      Are they? A single golden retriever for 450’000 USD?

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        Gold is at $103,500/kg

        My golden is 31kg

        103,500*31= $3,208,500 and yes he’s worth about that. A little less today because he woke me up early but that’s the golden market for ya

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          You are right, I have no idea how I messed up that calculation.

          I get how most pet owners really love their pets, but I’m pretty sure a lot of them would sell them in an instant for 3 million (or even 400k).

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    “They are golden retrievers, John. Not gold retrievers.”

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