On the bright side, this word vomit will by itself probably set AI language models back a year.
Well it’s pretty clear to me he’s going for an allegory here, where cuban missiles become tweets and, for some reason, the sky becomes woke.
This guy is band naming genius
millennials haven’t lived a single day without nuclear threats, the fuck is he moping on about?
Let me help the dictionary out. It means old man yells at the cloud.
Every day is a day lived nuclear threat as long as pricks like this exist.
It’s weird how the people that have always been against drugs are the people on drugs.
It’s not that weird, we call it projection.
I’m a leftist GenX whose served aboard 3 nuclear submarines, over a 20 year career. Ive slept between ballistic nuclear missiles, on top of torpedoes, mines, and tomahawk missiles early in my career, but later, switched to a standard bed (rack) on the boats…can I reflect and make a fuss?
as long as it’s non-binary
No. You can be thanked for your service but you cannot protest when your benefits are reduced.
Darth Vader, “I’m altering the deal. Pray that I don’t alter it any further.”
But… Russia makes nuclear threats every other week!
You just know he thought this sounded so fucking cool in his heads before he typed it out.
I refuse to look it up and will just continue to tell myself that this is not a real person. It can’t be.
They’re putting woke in the sky and turnin’ the birds gay!
The duality of republicans. Be scared of Russia nuking us over Ukraine to lick their boot, but also belittle gen z for not living through the cold war, while also starting a cold war with China.
what war with China? last I checked they never threatened China. on the other hand China is always boasting about invading Taiwan and Hong Kong
Welcome back from the coma. The current year is 2025. You will have to look up the word “tariff” because it’s no longer some stupid old timey tax.
what do tariffs have to do with the cold war? the marking experience of the cold war was proxy war with actual troops. there is nobody invading China or sponsoring rebels
You [adjective] [plural noun] who never lived one day under [adjective] threat can now [verb] upon your [adjective] [noun].
You made quite the [adjective] fuss to save the world from [adjective] [adjective] [noun].
There, now we can all play Mad Libs!
New CAH pack just dropped
Mad-Cons
I hate how well this works
