Motorists don’t get it. They pity, hate, or mock us bicyclists; ignoring that they’re imagining what it’s like for them to commute - an awful, roadrage-inducing experience every day - and projecting that onto us but thinking it’s like that but worse because bike equals less than car, or something.
But from the perspective of real experience on a bike, doing real commutes, it’s such an upgrade in every meaningful way. Commutes can feel good, everybody. Bikes do that. Except for one thing that makes it often suck: Cars. The common denominator of misery for both motorists and bicyclists is motor vehicles.
So just cut out the root problem. Fuck cars.
Not as if you were able to cycle from your bed to your coach, fatzo
And the orange rides Putin’s dick to work
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Conservatives rarely are controlling appointments to city public planning positions and there are only so many levers they can pull federally to make urban planning worse.
He’s mad he doesn’t know how
Is it a Qatari bike or?
one of my favorite times in my working life has been when commuting on bicycle to and from work.
sounds like poor trump doesn’t even know how to ride a bicycle
Sadly, that’s the kind of bullshit that resonates with the average, low-info commuter.
It’s a dog whistle, he’s calling him a f*g in dogwhistle. Referencing a comment he made a couple weeks ago where he “carries his husband to work on the back of his bicycle” he’s trying to remind everyone he’s a homo, and it’s effective with his base, yes.
trump is an idiot, idiots flock together
Imagine making fun of someone for riding a bike when you’re so fat that bikes would explode if you so much as touch them. Also, I’d be shocked if that cheeto even knew how to ride a bike.
Oh, most bicycles are sturdy enough to handle someone of Trump’s physique.
However, if Trump tried to ride a bike, he’d likely just go real slow, wobble awkwardly a bit, then promptly veer into a ditch. He’s not very good at moving independently. Dude can barely walk up and down a ramp unassisted.
Trump believes in the theory that you have a set number of heartbeats ; the faster your heart beats the shorter your lifespan.
It’s actually a “finite amount of energy, like a battery.”
My grandfather loved going out on his bike when he was told he couldn’t drive any more. It was critical to his quality of life. What’s Trump got: just a once-superpower to grind into oblivion.
TIL, trump can’t ride a bicycle.
This would be a hilarious thought to go viral. Like imagine so many people repeating that he doesn’t know how to ride a bike that it would get to the point that he would hold a special media conference just to prove otherwise. But in typical fashion, there would be something really weird about it that would still cast doubt over whether he actually could ride a bike or if it was somehow faked.
It’s such a bummer that so many millions of people in this country have this exact attitude (not just toward bikes, but just in general). I get the same cringey feeling as I do when I remember embarrassing shit I did back in middle school when I read this shit.
Bunch of adults who never really grew up. And now they’re making decisions for everyone.
He can’t ride one. Nobody taught him how to.
His dad was too busy teaching him how to be a narcissist piece of shit who neglects his children.
Fred Trump also kept his wife from ever spending time with the kids
fred trump is the reason why DJT is this way, also bullied thier other son into drinking and suicide.
Trump is a narcissistic autistic psychotic sociopathic dyslexic retard.
I’m autistic. We have problems of our own, we don’t want him.
I can’t think of a better response than this. Way to go. :)
Would you be happier if I avoided calling him autistic and just said the other mental illnesses?
But the other ones are okay to call him, right?
Fuck you and your ableist bullshit
Can you explain what’s wrong with using the words I said?
Fuck you and your ableist slurs.
Everyone does it, it’s fine. Why do you have a problem with me insulting Trump? He’s a nazi, anything is acceptable to call him. @[email protected] did it too.
This… Seems like it could actually be true.
He’s still in the toddler firetruck stage.
It’s just not something someone else can do for you. So incompetent incapable mollycoddled privileged kids like this idiot can’t do it for themselves.
Has anyone seen him swim?
Transportation expert uses expert-level transportation? Wild.
If Trump is against something I do, I take it as a sign I’m doing something right.
Can you believe— he’s running the biggest air system in the world, and he takes a bicycle to work.
Ah, clearly Pete should be taking a helicopter.
Well, to a rich bozo like Trump, yes. I honestly have doubts that Trump has ever ridden a bike in his life, and, if so, never because he actually needed to go somewhere.
I don’t doubt that for a microsecond. There is zero chance that the man has ever ridden a bike, skated a skate, hopped a scotch, skipped a rope, or frisbeed a frisbee.
- frizzed a bee
Why would you ride a bike if you always had car service, with an adult driver you could make fun of?
