I’d probably buy Lindt and then force the company to go back to their better quality days where the cocoa was better conched, they used 100% cocoa butter, and held back on the sugar so actual chocolate flavour shone through instead of that artificial sugar buzz.
Oh Lindt used to be sensational, really goof. They’re just not now
For a vacuum, one of those fancy Miele ones.
The art supplies so nice I don’t even know their brand yet!
Our maybe just some small batch yarns.
Barrett
Meta. Then I’d shut it the fuck down.
bro is so real for that
Walmart.
Amazon.
Google.
Oh… You just meant the products… I was thinking bigger. I would buy the brand itself.
DeWalt or Milwaukee
I’d like marino wool clothing
Kraft Dinner, obviously.
We have a recipe app we use. I took great whimsical pride in formally entering the proper canon recipe for Kraft Dinner into our recipe database.
With Dijon ketchup?
Only with seconds.
A lemming with class I see
Nintendo. I would rename it to “Bloodsucking corpo-fascists”
You’d have to buy EVERY brand and do that to be consistent.
Rheinmetal and Airbus
Wolf ranges.