I’m posting this on both the account of the title amuses me in both languages and it’s a good recipe for getting rid of whatever is about to spoil. What if a solyanka was northern german?

It’s an old poor people food recipe back from tenured civil servants were poors.

You need:

• 3 Tbsp of Neutral Oil

• 500g of Mincemeat (or vegan equivalent thereof and preferrably) or really just any type of meat like protein

• 6 medium pickles

• ~250ML of broth

• some pickle juice

• some carbohydrates

• whatever seasoning you have

• Prepare the carbohydrates whatever. Roast your potatoes, cook your pasta, boil some rice

• fry up the meat in the oil

• add cubed vegetables as long as they sort of fit together on taste basis

• add broth and braise until it’s reduced to a bit viscous

• add pickles

• simmer for 10 mins

• add pickle juice and seasonings

• simmer for 10 min, reduce depending on the amount of pickle juice until the sauce is somewhat viscous

• pour over prepared carbohydate

• eat your slop (positive)