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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Are you a law-abiding citizen?

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Are you a law-abiding citizen?

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    No a vampire requires permission from some1 inside the house it could be any1 in the house not just the owner. A warrent give legal permission to enter but its from outside the house thus making it useless for a vampire to enter with alone.

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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      [citation needed]

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        Can confirm; am vampire

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        Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.

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        Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.

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          So what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside

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            Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.

            /blinks franticly at the camera

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              …be… sure… to… drink… your… ov-

              You son of a bitch

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        So if I’m walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can’t tell her to come on in?

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      So you need a non-vampire judge to enter the house and produce the warrant from inside, got it!

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      If I’m outside the house and pulling weeds and a vampire walks up and I told them to come on in and motion them in the house first can they go in?

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        Why would they need to, are you anemic and lacking in blood? 🧛‍♂️

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          Vampires can steal your valuables too! You don’t know!

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            If the owner of a house dies, can’t the vampire enter then, bc it’s no longer a “home” or whatever?

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      What is a pwrson? What if the vampire git a comouter program to intrude every system it could and make every speaker it got access to invite them in?

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        What if the vampire limitation extends to the digital world? What if a vampire can’t be a hacker because they need permission from the admin on the target system?

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          Okay, so you add human in the loop. Pay some poor fucker in india to press one button.

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      but jesus is everywhere

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