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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Are you a law-abiding citizen?

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Are you a law-abiding citizen?

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Y’all this one is simple.

    Legally, yes.

    Physically (for supernatural reasons), no.

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      This is the answer I choose to accept.

      “Can I enter your home to arrest you?”

      “I don’t know officer squints eyes …can you?”

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        "I am not resisting arrest. I am merely standing inside my home to be arrested. Why would I step outside to be arrested?

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      What if they’re serving an eviction notice and it’s no longer your home?

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        Then you don’t have the authority to grant them entrance

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          You technically aren’t evicted until you’re served the notice

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            Haha good luck with that vampire man

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