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Spell ‘rigged’, as in “this competition is rigged”.
Spell ‘whether’, as in “I don’t know whether the weather will be fine today”.
Spell ‘intransigence’, as in “the little girl’s intransigence cost her the college of her choice”.
The ‘whether’ part is really evil.
It’s from The Simpons. Lisa and the Spelling Bee.
“YOU’RE an idiom!”
Cromulent
Thanks for embiggening me.
Spelling bee? Easy:
Bee
Ee
Ee
Release the bees… of triumph!
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I was in a band called Bees of Triumph. We mostly played jazzzzz
This joke hasn’t generated a lot of buzz.
It stings a little but I’ll drone on regardless 🤷
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1326/
I’m rooting for space man with the file cabinet.
Bees aren’t aggressive enough for that.
They are if they’re hungry.
Some are absolutely super aggressive, they’re just not usually kept by beekeepers.
Each contestant agrees to be slathered in pollen before the event. Contestants with allergies get double points on successful spelling.
Normal honeybees still wouldn’t sting you. You’d have to get them pissed off first.
All contestants have to wear shirts with the text “wasps are better than bees”
You monster!
Give em the ol’ shakey shake.
Not if you slappin the nest before releasing them
That’d get me to watch.
Nothing a large helping of BEES won’t help!
“Where are all the 'boo’s??”
Suddenly the crowd starts booing the contestant & the boo & the bees mix together on stage exciting everyone.
