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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months ago

Spongebob Squarehero

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Spongebob Squarehero

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months ago
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    Security guard seriously? WTF is wrong with anon? He could have been anything: clarinet player, hamburger chef, underwater squirrel!

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      Seems like a logical occupation when being a bodybuilder / powerlifter. If you look like a meat mountain might as well get paid for it

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        How about object of desire

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        Sex work just doesnt exist in your world?

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          … Are you suggesting the most logical occupation for a powerlifter would be a, presumably, gay manwhore?

          Because i think there are quite a few stops before that.

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            Gay would be cooler, and there are a lot of kinds od sex work, but, like, there’s a range.

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    I suppose Spongebob just forgot to tell you to not to be a goon for the parasite class.

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    Naps are powerful

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      Puts new meaning to the term, “power nap”.

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    My dude, that Spongebob was you

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    In my dreams SpongeBob and Patrick just rape me. They never talk and their mouths don’t move at all.

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    The Iranians were right that Spongebob is an American hero.

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