I feel bad for circumcised guys, until they go on the attack, saying how ugly, disgusting etc. my unmutilated dick is
Then my sympathy dries up like their shrivelled, calloused glans
Also, women who feel the need to chime in, telling me that their completely unqualified opinion is somehow more valid
It’s so fucking 'Murican…
I’m not attacking anyone, this is a response to this post:
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/56265733
And my response is basically “no we don’t lol”.
Oh, I didn’t think you’re attacking anyone
But anything about circumcision (for some reason) brings out angry people determined to defend a barbaric and pointless mutilation
btw there’s a feature that lets you reply to another post. crazy ik
Yeah but I thought it would be funny to see two nearly identical posts. You know, subversion of expectations and stuff 😆
Nothing feels better than going at it dry amirite
These memes really are just a self report for being bad at masturbating regardless of circumstance tbqh
When I sweat I get sticky so I need some sort of lubrication cause ripping off my skin rapidly is quite… Not cool to say the least
But on the same note I can stick lighter things to myself at almost 90° angle 😅
But on the same note I can stick lighter things to myself at almost 90° angle 😅
I’m sorry, what? Lmao
If I was lighter I could walk on walls like a gecko or something
If I was a lighter, I would be used to set fire to things, like cigarettes and campfires and a billionaire’s palace and cigarettes inside prison.
Got me! Haha
