“Oh no Queenie stole our stuff” hahaha just fucking kill her? Squash her like a bug? Who is going to stop you, the unpowered, non magical police?
I am just constantly shouting in my head “just fucking kill her already! It would be so easy!”
They try to steal back a paltry number of possessions but are stopped by some kinda “fire god” i barely remember from the first season who “needs the money” and it’s like my man if Cake can’t just crush you with her ass you’re by default the most phenomenal cosmic power in this universe you do not need the money just melt queenie already
And then to establish that this is going to be Liberalism The Show what course of action do our intrepid heroes decide on? Oh, they’re going to buy the property back from queenie. At the prices she’ll dictate. Wow omg yaas so owned
why does it have to be like this
Unfortunately, we cannot solve all our problems with squishing, especially since Kierosiphon is made of fire and will probably have to be smothered instead
Personally, i’m more in this to see some Huntress Wizard
Yeah but you just have to tell him that he is literally the equivalent of a god in this universe and hey let’s do a little revolution instead of “no let’s just let a character whose design is to be The Worst Bourgeois get away with whatever they want”
like, this guy even considering paying rent or wherever his bills are going is just Capitalist Realism Turbomode
there’s more huntress wizard content? I need to catch up
In fairness ‘why doesn’t Jake just squish the problem?’ is a hole in many episodes of the original series also.
Yeah but they’re not usually dealing with a mundane bourgeois landlord piece of shit
also the finn plot line has no tension and the pacing is shit
choosing “paying rent” and “relationship hang-ups” as areas to focus the plot around make no sense when there are hundreds of more interesting stories that could’ve been told in fionnaworld
