Abbott: What are your pronouns?
Costello: My pronouns? I/me I guess.
Abbott: That’s an odd choice, but I’ll do my best to get my pronouns right.
Costello: Why would you have trouble getting your own pronouns right?
Abbott: I don’t have any trouble with my pronouns, but mine are a little confusing.
Costello: You just said the same thing twice.
Abbott: I just asked me what pronouns I use, and I said I/me.
Costello: No you asked me that. I said that.
Abbott: Exactly.
Costello: I’m confused.
Abbott: Well that makes two of me.
What does a non-binary prospector say?
Answer
“There’s gold in them/their hills.”
Needs to be pronounced “thar” though.
this post brought to you by the test hexbear letting me dig up my posts from two years ago again
When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the pronouns of all the players on the team, so I know how to cheer for them?
