Prove me wrong. There is a teapot in orbit, somewhere between the earth and the sun.
Kyle Rittenhouse. Murderer. Crybaby. Scientist.
And either gay or does not drink water?
Worse, eco-terrorist by drinking only bottled water without realizing that it comes from the same tap the fluoride water is from.
This explains why there is such a high concentration of gay people in Arkansas, where flouride is naturally high in much of the drinking water. They also have the fourth-highest fluoridation rate across counties in the USA.
The other states with the highest fluoridation rates?
- North Dakota
- South Dakota
- Kentucky
- Tennessee
- Georgia, and
- Illinois
Ah yes, the ‘who’s who’ list of gay metropolises that you’d expect to find if water fluoridation makes people gay.
https://www.axios.com/local/nw-arkansas/2025/05/15/arkansas-access-fluoridated-water-systems
Using data, believe it or not, ALSO GAY!
There have recently been attempts to ban fluoride in some municipalities. I wonder what they’d do if it was in an area where it’s naturally occurring…
They should send cops into the aquifer to investigate.
I dunno, can you shoot water?
Mmm! Fluoride, now with lead! It’s extra crunchy!
just as much as you can whip it
Yes but it won’t keep them from drowning in it.
Those are all places where I have ever peed!
Prove me wrong. Launching Kyle Rittenhouse directly into the sun will help America to be great again.
It takes less delta V to launch him out of the solar system. I vote we efficently launch him into space to test your hypothosis.
I vote a Lagrange point
We can save a lot of time and money by just aiming at whatever celestial phenomenon and launching with enough force to create a pretty pretty parabola. No need to exit the atmosphere at all.
He’s the kind of popsicle who would be a willing participant in the Principality of Zeon
As long as they make him one of Char’s subordinates during the one-year-war, I see no problem with this.
That would be wildly expensive and take a long time to carry out. A volcano would suffice.
Please live stream it
A bit unscientific. As a control we should additionally launch him into another star to make sure our sun isn’t biased
Your rebuttal is not working though. His proposition is bonkers crazy and neither correlated nor causally connected, so exact opposite of yours.
Weird way to come out, by okay.
Blähaj is a queer instance, so I kinda came out by joining this instance.
The other commenter caught my intent to ridicule Rittenhouse by his own standards: His community fluoridates the water, so either drinking the water turned him gay, or, if it didn’t, he’s full of shit.
I believe, they were talking about this Kyle Rittenhouse person. Kyle presumably drinks water. If they’re convinced that it turns people gay, well, presumably their own sexuality did not conflict with this theory.
Kyle Rittenhouse should put that on a tent and stand under it
Hope his neck just does that.
Fluoride was of course famously in ancient Greek water.
Science: proves it’s wrong
Bold of you to assume these kind of people care about science!
prove me wrong
These people have no fucking concept of “proof” do they
Prove me wrong. Kyle Rittenhouse eats his cereal with water instead of milk.
Prove me wrong: Kyle Rittenhouse eats his corn the long way
What a sicko
No, prove yourself right if you can. Do your own goddamn work, shitbag.
I’ll prove you wrong.
Are you gay?
Plot twist: Kyle is self hating gay and looking to blame it on tap water
Is it a twist if thats the actual plot lol. This man is hiding in a walk-in closet and all the walls are made a glass. Hopefully no self respecting gay man tries to even blow him
OP: Are you gay?
Rittenhouse: No!
OP: Does your mom know you’re gay?
Rittenhouse: No!
OP: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Nine out of 10 dentists attend pride
Yeah, sure. It’s the fluoride in the water that made me gay. Not Shego from Kim Possible.
A shit guy, on a shit platform, with a shit opinion.
Birds of a shit feather, Randy
