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- dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
I my shit pants
❤️ is implied
i ❤️ my shit pants
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sorry, its the dementia
i my shit pants
Do you read across two pages or finish one and then move to the next page? OP did it right.


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A friend of mine claimed to have seen an epstein doc showing that a child trump raped stabbed him in the guts, and claims that injury is why he shits himself.
I’ve not seen that corroborated, but the revenge fantasy is a great story.
I mean… Trump is an 80 year old man who lives on a constant diet of McDonalds. I don’t think it takes anything more than that to explain why he shits himself.
But also he was shitting himself during the filming of the apprentice so…
oof… great point
shart of the deal
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! NO QUESTIONS!
shart of the deal
I My Shit Pants
Bone apple tits
Very strongly!
Probably the best wet farts in the world if you think about. People love my wet farts. In fact, have you bought my golden Trump diapers yet? They have authentic feces in them.
I am for reeaaal.
never thought I’d make my booty shit,
I apologize I shit my pantsSomeone done shit m’self!
“I appreciate it.” —Donald John Trump, with a smug look on his face, shaking hands with some nazi weirdo, his briefs full.
America, when
the wallsdemocracy fell…Temba, his diaper full
Shaka, when the (elastic retaining) walls fell.
Donald, on the ocean (of shit)
Donald, his skidmarks long.
So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous geriatric sharting.
Democracy dies in shartness
Why not also post a link?











