- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
Judgement from me. Very gross, phones are disgusting and youre potentially damaging it. The last thing we should be right now is even more wasteful.
She’s sterilizing it and not wasting the alcohol
Thanks to alcohol, that phone is now the cleanest thing she’s had in her mouth all night.
Eh, it’s an iPhone, so liquid splashes on the back glass shouldn’t do any damage. But it’s still disgusting.
You realize most if not all phones are waterproof these days, right? Androids were waterproof first, if we’re keeping track, lol.
Maybe a little bit of judgement for shoving a smartphone in your gob instead of just drinking from the bottle like a normal alcoholic… At least it wasn’t landscape orientation.
You have to advertise how much abuse Your throat can withstand.
No, I really don’t think I d- Oh! You meant the Lady. Well, that’s her business.
Well she’s making it yours bud
Damnit
Having drinked booze from a shoe, I can’t judge
Baileys?
GHASP! an Old Greg reference!!!
WANNA SEE MY MANGINA???
Do you love me?
Could you learn to love me?
This is as close to Baileys as you can get without getting your eyes wet
I’m happy to see Old Gregg out in the wild…
Hi there.
No fuck Bailey’s I had enough of it that one time when I was 15
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach. It’s an “Old Greg” reference:
I forgot how great that show was.
That’s how you end up with a spicy pillow in your phone.
So basically nothing’s changed
And this is why I go to pubs instead of bars.
Oh it’s because red is fine. Now doing stuff like that with black or better scotch that would be confusing





