That first comment is such a medeival dumb guy thing to say. It sounds like something you’d overhear in a fantasy game from a peasant talking about the neighboring kingdom.

“Aye, I heard they all eat sitting in circles facing outward, lest their eyes accidentally meet and trigger their natural insectoid murder instincts.”

America is literally doing the “ha ha boy it sure would suck to live under a hive mind, uh, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about that, I’m uh, asking for a friend.”

President Xi, please grant their wishes for death with your missiles.

They’re literally asking for it.

every fucking time someone drags out the liberty prime quote

wow_cool_robot.jpg