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Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago

You're gonna wanna see this

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You're gonna wanna see this

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Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    I want the frog driving a tiny red car as an emoji

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      I approve of the idea, but I wonder what emotion it would express

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        14 days ago

        I’m torn between it meaning “beep beep” and it meaning “you’re right, this fuckin’ rules”

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    15 days ago

    Oh shit oh fuck this is just like Mother 3

    • AvocadoVapelung [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      14 days ago

      sh-sh-shave your game, shonny?

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      14 days ago

      HELL yeah

  • lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    i hate reaction panels!!!

    It’s possible Ive read too many newspaper comics and im boomer brained on this. I’ll admit it. But i think it’s funnier this way

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      No it’s definitely better without the punchline like that, you’re right. Making it just something absurd that builds tension without it being resolved, where there’s nothing but apparent confusion at the incongruity, works better than its actual punchline.

      • алсааас [she/her]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        This is correct, but I do enjoy the “beep beep” tho

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      nah you’re right

  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    woke alex jones voice: they’re turning the freaking frogs carbrained

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I think this is actually a GOOD post FrogPog

    • agentant [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      13 days ago

      GOOD post frog-no-pretext

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    Omg it’s Jimmy cool!!

  • agentant [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Awesome but why is it marked NSFW?

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      He’s stepping away from work to look at the frog, who is driving a car indoors. No work is being done and its an unsafe work environment!

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      People were (Perhaps justifiably) upset by my last two images so I thought it would be funny to post something innocuous behind the NSFW filter

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        He’s stepping away from work to look at the frog, who is driving a car indoors. No work is being done and its an unsafe work environment!

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