The first two panels don’t just describe kids.

Simple. It’s Newton’s First Law in practice.

When you get older:

Please let me go to bed.

Damn, I can’t sleep any longer.

Please, may I take a bath.

I don’t want to get out. (The one we all understand.)

This would actually be hilarious if this wasn’t so damned true with all five of my kids. Now it’s more like PTSD.

I am in this picture and I like it.

Hey! Don’t take my children as example for your comic!

My wife is just like this. She was a C-section baby. Even in the beginning, she didn’t wanna. Never been a big fan of change even on a small scale.