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Is it compatible with Home Assistant? I’d like to turn on the fan if there’s been more than two farts a minute
They won’t get a dime from me until it can tell me if it is a fart or I’m about to shit my pants.
Not sure how smart undies could accomplish that. Unless they come with some sort of insertable environmental monitoring probe…
I mean, I can tell without any tech. If my fart smells very strongly like shit, there’s shit in my butt that needs to come out. 🤷♂️
I guess I was assuming they wanted a forewarning system, to prevent finding out the hard way that it was a shart not a fart
Maybe something like a meat thermometer would work. Probe sits inside your butt and gives a warning beep when it detects poo instead of gas.
Those moments whes venture capitalists spend way too much money on their fetishes.
It doesn’t need to be too smart, even my dog knows when I fart.
Maybe websites should connect bot detectors to those; “Fart, to prove you’re a human”
I’d be more impressed if it told me if I sharted or not.
That’s what your internal sphincter is for
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