Blaming the nefarious Juden for killing off the Charlie Kirk Empire.
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Dying in Pickleball is how you get to white boomer Valhalla
Yes, it is actually a very dangerous sport because it’s played by fragile old people who are out of shape or struggling to stay in shape play it and so it’s easy for them to just like fall and receive irreparable injuries or simply dislodge blood clots from the exertion leading to a heart attack or stroke.
What even is the conspiracy angle, that the Mossad wanted to whack a geriatric scammer who’s exploited and endangered countless teenage girls? Like I’d think if that guy were to be assassinated it would have been some aggrieved dad out for revenge over his daughter dying/being crippled/getting abused in the programs that guy founded and he would have just walked up and started blasting in a big loud show of dominance and rage that affirms his ego.
We got access to an indoor gym in the winter and setup pickleball. Something everyone can play and it’s not expensive. Then uncoördinated people and older people started showing up, and holy shit the clumsy folk made us decide to get waivers. Perfectly fit people just eating shit like they’re paid by the turd. I’ve never realised what a boon having normal reaction time and balance is. I would give up every other privilege to keep this one that I now hold so dear.
It’s right-wing mothball brained everything is a conspiracy within a conspiracy thinking.
It is praxis to signal boost Charlie Kirk conspiracies and fracture the chud alliance
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK’S MENTOOOR
WE MEEEEENTOR THE DOUCHE
WE FIIIIGHT FOR PICKLEBALL
AND DIIIIEEEE ON THR COOOUUURT
can’t wait for pickleball to get transvestigated
Pickles are phallic, like girl dick, and also that Reddit meme from a few years ago about spiro making girls crave pickles.
Checkmate Atheists
Decided to look this guy up because I’ve heard his name a few times but didn’t really know anything about him. Hasan is his fucking nephew??? Wtf?
That’s how Hasan got his start, he was a member of TYT before his streaming career really took off.
Specifically he made a show for them, out of a closet, that got decently popular. So, they were going to give him a new show with a bigger budget, called something like Agitprop.
That show was cancelled before it really got off the ground, because Hasan made his “America Deserved 9/11” comment, and Cenk paraded out Hasan to explain himself in a bizarre attempt at what felt like a humiliation ritual.
So after that, Hasan bailed from TYT and started doing his own thing on Twitch. Now that he’s bigger than TYT ever was, Cenk seems incredibly jealous. And the "network, such as it exists, has been making these strange right wing pivots in order to try and garner a new audience, and its not working.
It’s only just started to dawn on me that, I think it’s possible that Cenk’s entrance into conspiracy theory shit may be his stupid way of trying to recapture Hasan’s popularity. Cenk doesn’t really understand why TYT ever gained a following to begin with, because he isn’t a Marxist, and he doesn’t understand why Hasan is popular. I suspect that, from Cenk’s perspective, Hasan is just a lucky conspiracy theorist, Cenk thinks he can tap into that just by ‘getting wacky with it’ or something. He has no framework of understanding to understand that Hasan doesn’t just shoot from the hip and land on takes by vibes.
At first I thought you meant the pickleball guy and that was wild. Then I scrolled up and saw the Turkish guy who did a vaguely left of center news show.
“Charlie Kirk’s mentor?” His mentor in what? Racism? Media grifting? Or like… idk math?
He was his face-shrinking master
We probably couldn’t even recognise him from his bitter beer face commercial days
I knew he was courting the chud audience but wow, Cenk is going off the deep end huh
I don’t think business is going so well over at TYT these days.
Was he cool at some point?
He was probably somewhere around John Oliver’s politics.
This is the inevitable end of all “leftists” who are not materialists. You have no framework for describing all the things that happen in the world so you devolve into madness because without said framework things make no sense. All that’s left is ridiculous speculation and conspiracy and then you start thinking “someone died in a freak pickleball accident” is actually some elaborate coverup
what was the plan to off him then
“uh, hey boss how should i do this?”
“play pickleball really really hard and hope that a one in a million odds accident happens”
Get a young guy with a really strong serve and just let him work.It was an assassination but they did take advantage of the highly risky nature of pickleball.
so what do we know about the guy who killed him
More like: Kill him and then Weekend at Bernies him during a pickleball game to thriw iff the investigation.
Charlie Kirk’s mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident.
no, don’t you see, YOU FOOL, his mentor wasn’t a mere geriatric man who had a heart attack exerting himself, it’s a conspiracy!!
Cenk is such a dingdong.
Maybe his pickleball just did that
It’s not weird, there are TONS of pickelball fatalities. Happens ALL the time.
Maybe he just sucked at pickleball!
Wouldn’t surprise me if this was one of those “all meat diet” guys and his blood pressure was so high that even a light tap would do him in.
