wakes out of the heap of coma
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me, we shouldnt be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
We’re all brothers, sisters, and grains in binds now, thief.
nopeGood night!
But what if . . . I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Oh wow you’re finally awake you were muttering weird shit about something called beanis all night long.
Anyway hurry up mum’s taking us to the rink to go blading and then we’re gonna rent some videos on the way home.
Imagine this being the trigger to finally wake you up from the simulation only to hear “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”
I’m eepyno
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Not even gonna post the pasta? I remember there being a funny one
woah is life better on the outside?
Can I request to be put into a coma to never return? Kthanksbye
