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SerLava [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

"His neck just did that" bros VINDICATED

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"His neck just did that" bros VINDICATED

SerLava [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Right but that’s not the same as ‘bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did not match Tyler Robinson’s rifle therefore Israel did it.’ Which is what every leftist meme page is going off on and is getting real annoying.

    He couldn’t have done it because we were playing smash brothers at the time, not because of some conspiracy.

    • SerLava [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yeah it wasn’t Israel, it was Erika Kirk

    • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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      im 50/50 on Erika Kirk did it vs Macron did it

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Sometimes necks just do that!

        • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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          The blood wished to be free!

          • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            All the accumulated lead in his body spontaneously assembled into a mass closely resembling a bullet not matching the alleged shooter’s, and leapt out of his neck to escape the body

    • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’ll allow it though. Israel can be blamed for just about any violence that happens and it is pretty believable.

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Nah, fuck that. Blaming Israel for our own fascist infighting is like “outside agitator” type shit. Kirk literally got popped by another white guy while trying to blame the culture of white violence on trans and PoC and everyone is going frothingfash ISRAEL!

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          Oh, yeah I forgot about the trans thing from the shooter. Honestly I was going to say arguing conspiracies just isn’t worth the time or effort but I guess that’s not exactly true.

          • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            I’m not saying go out in the trenches and start arguing over this, but it’s wild how happily the leftist “sphere” has forgotten that police forensics is mostly copaganda type shit. So not only are they claiming what isn’t being said, but they’re holding up the fake tools of our own oppression as legitimate.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’m still mad he picked Marth

      MARTH IS MY GUY

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Here we go again. you-hear-about-video-games

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          At least Marth isn’t in that Super Mario Galaxy movie

          Don’t have to worry about Marth being played by Ryan Reynolds

          • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            so-far

            • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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              oooaaaaaaauhhh

  • micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net
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    I keep telling people to take pollen allergies seriously, who’s laughing now

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Charlie Kirk died of a fentanyl overdose

  • take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net
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    Dog what

    • MerryJaneDoe [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Sensationalist headline. The bullet fragmented, so - USING BALLISTICS there’s no way to conclusively prove that it was fired from that particular gun. This is because ballistics uses rifling marks on the bullet to identify the gun from whence it was shot. This is not a new or unexpected development. Same thing happens with a shotgun.

      The case doesn’t hinge on ballistic evidence, though. There’s still a mountain of other evidence.

      The expert will testify that the bullet fragments are a match for the shell casing type (same caliber, manufacturer, etc). The expert will then testify that the strike marks on the casing match the firing pin from the gun. If the gun was registered, then the registration will be submitted as further evidence. Then witnesses will testify that they saw the defendant with the gun, etc, etc, etc.

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        makes sense

    • SerLava [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      My boy Tyler would NEVER assassinate Charlie Kirk. His neck just DID that

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