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Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Rise and shine soldier.

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Rise and shine soldier.

Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    If I click into a porn site and get drafted I’m fragging

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    Joke’s on them. I’m fucking useless.

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    Drafted to casting couch or military?

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      Depends on if you lied about being over 18.

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        21 or older: porn star 18 or older: US military Under 18: Trump island?

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        Yes there are strict age laws for the military

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          There are also strict age laws for adult video actors.

          The implication was that if you’re underage you’ll be sex trafficked.

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      It does say over 18"

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      Yes

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    Clicked for one thing, enlisted for another 💀 wrong site, wrong life choice.

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    Hold on I got a thing for that around here somewhere… I think is called a DD214 or something? Oh here’s a PT belt that’ll work.

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    So, the us is drafting minors now

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    sigh…

    *unzips

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      Stand at attention.

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        Private.

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    Bamboozled again!

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